I wonder, I wonder ------------------ A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station. Can atheists get insurance for acts of God ? I do not have a solution, but I admire your problem. If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a foghorn made out of ? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead" ? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks ? What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men ? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together ? Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you do not have ? Does the reverse side also have a reverse side ? If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into ? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange ? Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor ? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it ! How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him ? Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons ? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase ? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle ? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard ? Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes ? I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation ? Is there another word for synonym ? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice" ? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all" ? What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant ? Would a fly without wings be called a walk ? Why do they lock petrol station bathrooms ? Are they afraid someone will clean them ? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked ? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains ? If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent ? Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines ? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign ? ---------------------------